10 Honest things about me...
- I’m random….. My moods are random, every about me is random and often unpredictable. At the same time, I’m very habitual and do things in a certain order and don’t like my routine interrupted.
- I have the worst ADD ever. I can’t get anything done b/c I’m always doing 10 other things at one time. It’s a self diagnosed case but I have all the symptoms and my therapist agreed with me.
- I practice “medicine” without a license. Google & WebMD are my diagnostic tools. I’d write RX’s if I could. My dad's sister is a Dr. & I secretly want to be like her.
- I have an obsession with office supplies! I get giddy when I go to Office Max or Staples. I only write in purple ink! I’m on an everlasting quest to find the perfect purple pen. Right now it’s the Pentel EnerGel Metal Tip 0.7mm ball, my other standby is the Pentel R.S.V.P. If I don’t have a purple pen I like I pretty much cannot get any work done. I also like post-its (all sizes), Sharpies, Clear Scotch Tape, I f-ing love highlighters. The smell of WHITE OUT is divine!
- When I write (like on paper) I do it in CAPS. My mom does too maybe that’s where I get it from. I also don’t like writing on paper without lines. If a paper doesn’t have lines I will use a ruler to keep my writing straight.
- I have a thing about white foods, unless they are sweet. It’s a very contradictory list: Mayonnaise – I’d rather not eat then have mayo or a mayo related product in my food. If my food is “tainted” I wont eat it. Wiping it off doesn’t help, once it’s tainted that’s it. If my food is “tainted” I will send it back politely. I’d rather eat spit than mayo, or I wont eat. I’ll eat certain things like tuna salad only from very trusted sources, myself, my mama, Panera Bread, SubwaySour Cream- Throw that taco away! But I will eat Onion Dip only if I make it with Lipton Soup Mix. I wont eat random dip!Milk- BlahRanch- Hell NO! There’s no exceptions to the Ranch rule. Except for Cool Ranch Doritos
- I like boys w/ “R” names. I’ve dated 2 Rodney’s, a Ross, and a Robert. I'm trying to break out of this dating "R" boys habit.
- I’m addicted to lip chap. I panic when I don’t have it. I keep one in my pocket, a bunch in my purse, my car, my moms car. I tend to leave a trail…. If for some reason I am without it I will leave and go get one. If I’m somewhere wearing a pocket less outfit and no purse I’ll stick one in my cleavage!
- People say I sound "white"! I don't really know what that means. I think I sound like a girl. If someone meets me after speaking to me on the phone they don't think I'm me.
- I collect Hello Kitty everything… I have the entire Hello Kitty nursery on my Amazon Wishlist, just in case…..
- I collect shot glasses. Whenever anyone takes a trip or I go on a trip I must bring back a shot glass.
- I’m from Lawng Island…. I have a slight accent, not as bad as Amy Fisher! My friends here tease me because I say Cawfee (coffee), Dawg (dog), Bawl (ball), Cawl (call).
I'm going to NYC tonight so I guess I have to start getting ready, meaning NAP time!