Sunday, January 31, 2010

They Call It Puppy Love

Hi Y'all!!! So the other day I'm sitting at home minding my business and my cousin comes home early from work....
Monica: [insert southern accent] "Kendall look at what I got"!!!!! 
Kendall: What?? Then I see this little head pop out her purse.. 
Monica: I got you and Imani a baby!. Your her mama.....
Kendall: You got Imani a puppy? She's 6..... *side eye* Y'all are never home?? You mean y'all are gonna train her and clean pee & poop?
Monica: Well your home all day.............
Kendall: *sideeye*

Puppies cry worse than babies with chronic colic...... >_<, the first night was SLEEPLESS!! She's lucky that she's sooo cute!!!  We went out and got stuff she needed like a crate, toys, water dish & food bowl..I called a '"house meeting" and we set some ground rules for feeding, care, training....Until I find a job I'm the only one home so..... I have a feeling that Chloe is Monica's Kendall's Dog....So since I've been taking care of her here's some "Puppy Porn".... She's a Jack Russell Terrier.  All white with a tan circle on her booty...


She's actually a smart little bi!ch! It's day 3 and she's pretty much got the poop & pee outside down.. She's had a few accidents, usually when you take your eye off of her and she starts sniffing around.... At least she's little and her pee is tiny and her poops are super tiny, like smaller than a hersey's kiss...


She's very clingy... She likes to be around a person 24/7. As I'm typing this right now she's asleep on her back with her legs up and her head nuzzled under my butt....

Love Y'all!!!
  Mean It!!

P.S. My blog may look a little funny b/c it's under construction by the fabulous Jaimie... Check out her work here...
Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Ask me anything

I'm Alive....Random Quickies & Clinique Even Better Skin Tone Corrector Review

Hi Y'all!! I've been a slacker blogger... I literally have a bunch of posts planned out and I need to take and edit photos... I miss the old days of blogging when I'd slap up some crappy unedited pics up and call it an entry..... So since I've been neglecting y'all here's some word vomit, and a product review to tide you lovley lovers over until I get my act together....

I went to see Avatar last night.... I fell asleep and missed the middle of the movie. I had a box of Whoppers and I dropped them while I was sleep....  I have the attention span of a 5 year old... I recall falling asleep during Titanic too....Oh the Whoppers that didn't fall got all metly between my thunder thighs.........

I'm still looking for a job!!!! I'm wondering is it me? Does my resume look like do-doo??

I'm taking beginner pole dance classes at Dance 411 Studios!!!!  I could barely walk the next day and had a bit of pole burn between the thighs....Click here for more info on their Pole & other Sensual Classes

I've been rocking a neutral eye for the past few weeks.  I'm to depressed to play with color.... I pulled a random smokey blue out of the archives for y'all...

Product Review!!!

Clinque's Even Better™ Skin Tone Corrector

 The Claim - Clinique guiding dermatologist Dr. Orentreich says, "When skin is more even-toned, you look younger." So here's your second chance. To virtually undo the visible evidence of sun damage, dark patches, skin stresses, age spots, even the darkening that follows acne scarring. Gently create-for all ethnicities-brightness and clarity you thought long gone.

Apply twice daily on face, chest, hands, after using 3-Step Skin Care System. <- I don't use that..
See results in about 4 to 6 weeks.One caution: daily sunscreen's a must.
We suggest one of our City Block formulas.<- My moisturizer has SPF...

Review: I usually forget to use this stuff twice a day... I think it may be working, even though I use it pretty much once a day.  I have some "drastic unevenness" around my nose and upper lip...Two chicken pox scars on my forehead.... I also have two scars on my face from a nickel reaction from an old cell phone. Thank GOD phones aren't as metallic anymore.... I didn't take a before pic b/c I'm irresponsible but I did start using the product on Jan. 4th (made a little note in my BB). I think I'm seeing some changes then again. It could be a 'placebo' effect.... The arrows indicate the uneven spots that make me crazy...


Don't I look like soooo happy, lol....

Overall... I think the product is working.... I'm going to finish the bottle and stare at me face as the weeks progress....
Ms. Kendall rates this product ♥♥ 1/2  out of 5 ♥♥♥♥♥

Luv Y'all!!
 Mean It!!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Haiti Needs Us!!!

Hi Y'all! First I want to express my most heartfelt concern and condolences to everyone in Haiti and everyone with family members, and friends in Haiti. I've been sitting here watching all the coverage over the past few days wishing that I could do something to help these people, especially the children.... There are so many orphans in Haiti... Now there will be so many more. These people are suffering for basic necessities! Water, Antibiotics, Protein, BAND-AIDS, Gauze, Fuel... I'm addicted to the coverage... I can't stop watching CNN or BBC..... The images break my heart..

This morning the Smoking Gun said some horrible things about YELE, Wyclef's organization stating that he used funds for his own personal gain.YELE is one of the biggest NGOs (Non Government Organizations)....

Wyclef just released this video on YouTube and y'all... he's hella pissed! I'd be to if I was in Haiti for the past three days collecting bodies and digging through rubble and I came back to Miami to handle business, regroup and come home to allegation like that!

I feel like if I could get to Haiti and just go help DIG through rubble or help organize the logistics of getting basic necessities to people I would go do it. I know a lot is going on in Miami right now. I wish I could go to Miami and get involved and volunteer from there. I feel like a jerk sitting her watching it on TV.... I'm out of work I have the time and I want to help! I also think that I have an addiction to the media and I keep the news on 24/7 especially when there's a tragedy of this magnitude.

I still support YELE! I gave the article from the Smoking Gun the side eye anyways....
So please spread the word and help!
Ways to Help Haiti ♥

If your in the Miami Today..

Yele also has a shop with cute tee's and tote bags! Since we like to shop, let's shop for a reason. Most of the tee's & baby items are made from organic materials.


Here are many other organizations that are also helping aid get to Haiti. Also be careful when giving donations! There are a lot of DOUCHE LORDS out there that capitalize on our giving nature when disaster strikes.

Texting Donations 

Red Cross: Text HAITI to 90999 ($10 donation)
Clinton Foundation: Text HAITI to 20222 ($10 donation)
Yéle Haiti: Text YELE to 501501 ($5 donation)
United Way: Text HAITI to 864833 ($5 donation)
Intl Medical Corps: Text HAITI to 85944 ($10 donation)
World Food Program: Text: FRIENDS to 90999 ($5 donation)
UN Foundation: Text CERF to 90999 ($5 donation)
Compassion Intl: Text DISASTER to 85944 ($10 donation)
Intl Rescue Committee Text: HAITI to 25383 ($5 donation)
The Salvation Army: Text HAITI to 52000 ($10 donation)

From Canada:
Salvation Army in Canada: Text HAITI to 45678 ($5 donation)
Plan Canada: Text HAITI to 30333 ($5 donation)

From the United Kingdom:
Disasters Emergency Committee: Text GIVE to 70077 (£5 Pounds)

From France:
French Red Cross: Text HAITI to 80222 (1 Euro)
Links are from CNN Impact Your World
 In addition to providing emergency relief, these organizations are providing the following aid to those in need:
Providing Basic Needs:
American Red Cross
United Nations Foundation/CERF
World Vision
International Relief Teams
Save the Children
Catholic Relief Services
Samaritan's Purse
American Jewish World Services
Yéle Haiti
World Concern
Mercy Corps
Operation Blessing International
Mercy & Sharing
Oxfam America
United Way Worldwide
Episcopal Relief & Development
Evangelical Lutheran Church in America
Love a Child
Project Hope
Concern Worldwide
Adventist Development and Relief Agency
Salesian Missions
World Neighbors
World Relief
Kids Alive International
ADRA International
World Relief
Lions Clubs International
Providing Shelter:
Habitat for Humanity International
International Organization for Migration
Pan American Relief

Providing Medical Aid:
Direct Relief International
International Medical Corps
Medical Teams International
Doctors Without Borders
Operation USA
MAP International
World Health Organization
Project Medishare
Partners in Health
Healing Hands for Haiti
Hôpital Albert Schweitzer Haiti
International Child Care
Friends of the Orphans
American Jewish Joint Distribution Committee
Heart to Heart International
Operation Smile
MedShare International

Providing Food:
World Food Programme
The Salvation Army
Compassion International
Food for the Poor
World Water Relief
Action Against Hunger
Food For the Hungry
Organizations accepting international currencies:
The International Committee of the Red Cross
UK: The Disasters Emergency Committee
UK: Merlin
Oxfam Great Britain
British Red Cross
The French Red Cross
Australian Red Cross
Italian Red Cross
International Rescue Committee
Germany Red Cross
Ireland: Concern Worldwide
Plan Canada

We all need to watch our spending but every little bit helps....

Friday, January 15, 2010

NYX Dolla Holla Sale

Hi Y'all! NYX is having a $1.00 SALE!!!  Don't get too excited like I did.... Not EVERYTHING is a $1.00 but there's some good stuff.

Don't get crazy y'all!! I went crazy at first forgetting that $1 X a bunch of sh!t = $ I'm not supposed to spend....

Luv Y'all
 Mean It!
Thursday, January 14, 2010

Product Review! Dylan's Candy Bar & I Need Sim 3 Advice

Hi Y'all! Happy Thursday! I've been in hibernation mode lately.. It's been in the 20's here in Atlanta.. It snowed like 3 centimeters last week and I thought that FEMA was gonna have to come run the city...
I took some pics. I HATE my cam now b/c I'm all obsessed with Ms. Katrina's damn super cool new cam that takes amazing photos..

Nothing stuck to my cousins car because she went to work that day... Old habits die hard.. I still put my wipers up when there's snow or ice... It's easier to get it off & they don't stick to the windshield...

I was trying to capture the essence of the snow...

 Snow Situation 2010 LOTD

 They were making the foretasted inch of snow sound really dangerous and serious on the news so I wanted to look cute in case we needed to be rescued... I'm not feeling my MUFE HD Foundation in photos... >_<

WTF? I moved away from the Northeast to experience 'milder' winters! I could of stayed by behind at home for this crap! But it's getting better, the Weather Bug App on my BB said the high today was 55, I can be content with that...

So I wanted to do a product review on Dylan's Candy Bar Re-Treat Ice Cream Sugar Scrub (Coconut Bon Bon).  It's fairly price at $20 for 12oz. Since it's a scrub it'll last longer than a body wash because I only use it once a week.
What says..

It's time to indulge in a delicious, skin-softening bath or shower with Dylan's Candy Bar's Coconut Bon Bon Ice Cream Scrub. Perfectly round Jojoba Beads, Pumice, and Vitamin E work together to gently polish away skin cells to reveal smoother, softer skin beneath.

It's smells amazing! Not to 'coconut-ish'! It kinda reminds me of a Coconut flavored Pirauga, Water Icee, Icee, Italian Ice, or (whatever you call them) When you sniff it believe me you'll be tempted to think about taking a little lick... :)
Packing too cute!! Like Ben & Jerry's!!!

I really like this scrub because it SCRUBS!!! I get soo pissed off when I buy a body scrub that doesn't feel 'scratchy'... I wanna feel FREAKIN' EXFOLIATED & a little beat up!!!!  This does exactly that. Milder srcubs are ok for everyday but sometimes I just want the 'business! I want the dead skin crap gone! I wanna be polished & glow!

So combining the scratchy factor & smell...Also the product does not make your tub feel like a slip n' slide when you rinse it off! So no "I've fallen & I can't get up" moments.....
5/5 ♥♥♥♥♥

So I think I talked some crap recently about how I was gonna post more and be a better beauty blogger... Yeah that went right out the window...  I got the Sims 3 and between looking for a job and being on break from school. I just don't have time to be a 'model blogger'...  The Sims will take over your life....  I'm waiting for someone to call the A&E Intervention people on my behind....

If any of y'all play, I need some advice... So my Sim Klhoe has been trying to do 'who-whoo' with Raj...  
So it finally happened and Klhoe got knocked up with TWINS!!! I thought that would be great, since Klhoe and Raj aren't married he doesn't do sh!t to support or help Klhoe with the twins Kim & Kourtney.... It's there court in Sunset Valley? Because Klhoe needs some child support! Yeah she's the CEO in the business career, but still.  The damn babies cry all the time and she can't sleep.  I have to pay a babysitter to stay in the house 24/7 and sometimes nap in the park just to keep her energy up... I had a wedding for Klhoe & Raj and NOTHING HAPPENED! He just stared at her..
I heard that if you leave them home alone and ignore them for a while Social Services will take them, but it puts a 2 day negative mood on your Sim.... So my question is... Don't judge me.. Is there any way that I can kinda make Sim babies umm go away so Klhoe can go back to living a happy normal Sim life?? Like her house is too damn small for twins & I'm not spending hard earned Simolean's on more baby crap!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
She's a bit of a hoe....  Tryin' to get some "who-whoo" in the public bathroom at the park...

Voyeur Cam!

 He's dreaming about not handing over any of his loads of Simolens (he's hella rich) to support his pregnant girlfriend....

I guess this proves I'm not ready for a baby in real life... If I can't even control damn Sim babies...

Luv Y'all!
  Mean It!
P.S. Don't ask me why I named all my damn Sims after the Kardashian sisters... It started with Klhoe so I figured why not call the twins Kourtney & Kim? Kendall & Kylie wouldn't work because my name is

Thursday, January 7, 2010

I Got a Girl Crush ♥

I have such a girl crush on Melanie Fiona..... She's been around for a minute and yeah, I know I'm a little late.... But I'm like obsessed with her new album The Bridge.....
Is it her hair?

 Is it the hair?? I'm so thinking she's a LW like me!! (LW= Length Whore) I need to know, it's it all hers? Who's her vendor? Is it 26"-28"? Virgin Malaysian or Virgin Indian?

Realistic Curvy Body??

 Where's the gym? Because I need to go there NOW!!!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

My 1st Nail Post!

Hey Y'all!!!  Hope 2010 is starting off well for you guys!!!  I kinda have a Sephora haul but instead of taking pics of a bunch of stuff and talking about it at once I decided to do one or two things at a time.....  Gotta save my content, lol!!!  Since "hauling" isn't really something I get to do much anymore... But anyways....  This is gonna be my first nail related post! I was contacted by a rep from Nailene before I moved to ATL in October asking me if I wanted to try some of there products!!  Of course I said yes. I told her that I was moving and it may be a VERY long time before I got around to posting reviews..Then I left the stuff at home (my parents house) and I shipped it here to ATL with a bunch of other stuff I left there that I planned on shipping to myself.  I've also been wearing an acrylic overlay over my natural nails since April.  I finally took them off Christmas Eve........ I decided not to get them done for a while because I don't exactly have a JOB! So it's not right for me to be getting my hair & nails 'did'.... Just hair! XD
So here's my nail porn....  I really suck at painting my own nails.... It always looks like a blind 3rd grader did them.... I'm not a nail blogger so don't get all pissy if I'm not using the correct nail lingo!

I used Sally Hansen Double Duty Base & Top Coat as a base...(Not pictured)

China Glaze VII  (707) Two coats

Nailene Acrylic Strong Topcoat 

Nailene Acrylic Strong Topcoat - "Nailene brings the salon home to you with Acrylic Strong. Lock in color instantly with this super glossy topcoat guaranteed not to chip or peel. Seals in polish for days."

Nailene Bedazzle Super Star Nail Art for Fingers & Toes

Paint Job!!

My nails are really short!! I lost all the length when I sawed off the acrylic overlay.. They also are a little lumpy... Which it my fault for not removing the overlay properly. Some of the thinnest layers are still there and I'm to lazy to soak...  I also have a retarded pinky nail!!! I thought it was acrylic that I was taking off, but no!! *FAIL*... Now I have 1/3 of a pinky nail :( I let it rest for a few days.  I actually had to wear a Hello Kitty Band-Aid on it for a few days because it was so painful :( ... So after it kinda healed... I just painted over the skin....

I didn't wanna get crazy so I decided to add a little bling to my thumbs only! I did this on New Years Eve so I used stars!!  It made sense at the time....
The stickers were really easy to use! I mean who can't use a sticker! I found that using a tweezers to remove the sticker works best and using a tweezers to place & press down the sticker is helpful.  

Don't forget to add another coat of top coat!!! to help the sticker stay!!!

I usually hate not having an acrylic overlay on my nails because self done manis don't last on me at all.  I must say that this stayed "chip free" for about 5 1/2 days!!! That's actually a long time for me!!!!

Nailene Acrylic Strong Topcoat- I give this product! If this topcoat can make my home manis last longer, hey!
5/ ♥♥♥♥♥ 

Nailene Bedazzle Nail Art (Super Star)

Now I'm all about stickers, lol!!!!  They have MORE!! I went to their site!

Luv Y'all!
   Mean It!

*FTC DISCLOSURE* Some products mentioned in this post were sent to me on behalf of a company... No one held a gun to my head or paid me to write this review.... All reviews/opinions are my own and were not influenced based on receipt of free stuff....  FREE is for ME!!! But if it sucks... It SUCKS!!!  I for the real non smart-a$$ full disclosure click here.