Hi, Y'all! I hope everybody had a good weekend!! This weekend I hung out with my "ex" boyfriends.....
Friday night I hung out with Rob & the old crew. We went to some lameo CT bars. I met up with everyone around 10pm at Maggie McFly's (yeah same place I went to with "C" on Thursday night but a different one. There are three around here". It was good seeing him and everyone, then we went to another bar called 1650. That place sucked! There was a bad band & even worse dancing. I really should of shot undercover video because it was BAD...

My Favorite Drink Du Jour Stoli Razz & 7-Up

We planned on heading to another bar/club called The Red Door, but we didn't make it. Instead we ended up at a Strip Club called Mr. Happy's becuase they had an AWESOME sign. LADIES NIGHT! LADIES DRINK FOR FREE. I don't judge. If your gonna serve free drinks I'm there. I met a nice girl named "Mandy" who grabbed my boob & asked me "whose your Dr. I love your boobs they look sooo natural...?" I told her that I got em from my Momma, but she tought my mom was a plastic surgeon.... "Mandy" isn't too smart but she had light up stripper heels so she was cool in my book.

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So to say the least it was an interesting night! Me & the "ex" are cool. No hard feelings, no love in the air, no hooking up. I eventually stumbled home & slept in my own BED!! First I had some Blueberry Eggo Waffles & Strawberries. So good at 2am....

Saturday I jumped on the Metro North with "C" to meet up with my college-ex "D" & his wife. It was his wifes b-day & he knows I'm single & bored and suggested that I come down & hang out. I convinced "C" to come with me.

So we took the train into Grand Central Station then jumped on the 6 (subway) like J-Lo to Astor place and followed "D's" custom map to....

Josie Wood's Pub
11 Waverly Pl, NYC

It was fun seeing "D" I haven't seen him since his wedding 3 years ago. He has cute friends too but everyone was coupled up. So I made friends with Jean the bouncer from Brooklyn. He let me check ID's with his ID scanner thing. I also made sure that I was in charge of the juke box and only let people play songs that I liked! We stayed there all night then took a taxi back to Grand Central (no subway it was late & I was drunk and lazy) also we COUDN'T miss our train. The last train back to CT leaves at 1:53am aka the "Drunk Train". Miss that train & your screwed and your drunk ass will have to sleep at Grand Central. So we grabbed some dogs from the dirty man stand & got on our train.

I don't know this man but I took a picture of him??
(Not our cab but we can pretend it was...)


The Blair Witch
The "Blair Witch" I was taking a pic of something else & she streaked & put a hex on my ass so I took another pic of her.

I was also obsessed with trying to find Ms. Mona from Make Me Blushhh.... I kept trying to like call her blog with my cell, lol..... I kept looking for her & "C" just didn't understand. I didn't quite remember that NYC is a big place & that Mona probably wouldn't want to be bothered with my drunk ass. Maybe next time!!! I'm definatley going to be going into to city more now that I'm a single lady.

So ladies I'll leave you with a little video! Listen to the Blair Witches streaking!!!

DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT MEAN TO HOMELESS PEOPLE!!! I DO CARE ABOUT AMERICAS HOMELESS. I JUST MAKE REALLY DUMB COMMENTS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF STOLI & RAZZ & 7-UP. Besides she really cracked me up!

XoXo